FREE RANGE//SNAIL MAIL
FORMER PORNOGRAPHIC ACTOR
MAILS BODY PARTS
TO QUEBECOIS
POLITICIANS
But not his own body parts
He had a gang of accomplices
They donated their own limbs/protrusions/et cetera
He kept his grandfather’s corpse in a freezer
Donated to the cause in a dessicated will
There was still a mouth, though he had considered removing the lips
If so, they would have been forwarded to Mister. Pierre Lafayette, esq
Patron saint of olfactory refuse (portfolio expunged)


